I walk in with my client start raising up heck / my case is all good, still get no respect / i’m raising the stakes and stacking the deck/ and if I get lucky I get a paycheck
bounce dat ass ass it’s the roundest / you da best best you deserve a crown bitch right on that
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass -ass ass ass ass ass-
Miles Edgeworth, from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. Cosplay by HIKO.
I think you may have your characters mixed up. That’s Franziska von Karma!
I’m stack-stacking evidence Court Record look like a Bible/ Got witnesses half-naked/ Take the stand on the double/ Testimony is fake but gurl yo’ ass certifiable
bounce dat ass, make it shi long lang / take my cravat off, bitch a mammogram / tippy tow tippy tay u gon get a tip today / fuck dat, u gon get my dong today
wobbledy wobbledy wo-wobble wobble
ass so tight all these attorneys pussies is throbbin / bad bitches im your leader, samurai of the steel / somebody point me to da red mobile
what if apollo tied his stupid gay jacket around his waist like in the 90s
OH MY GOD WHAT IF AT HOME HE WORE NEON COLOURED SHORT SHORTS AND HEADBANDS like his work out clothes
i bet he padded the jacket himself
maybe his dumb anime jacket is padded??? why does he wear it on his shoulders anyway what a dweeb
pads in the jacket undoubtly
yeah his kid’s definitely a dweeb trying 2 bring shoulder pads back